I investigated Trump for 2 years and all I got was this lousy shirt

Even them, some of the complaints OP has are shit. Sticky hands isn't really a big issue if you raise them to wash their hands. I have 2 niece's, 2 and e,I investigated Trump for 2 years and all I got was this lousy shirt
 and after meals I'll take them to the bathroom, help them on the stool and help them wash their hands. 0 stickiness issues. My new nephew has sticky hands, but he's also not running around grabbing everything. Tge smells? Tale the trash out, the smell goes away. Gosh, quit acting like you've never had the beer shits. The shrieking, erractic movement and all that other shit? It can't bug you if you're not there for it.
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Oh absolutely. My daughter is 4 months, she always has sticky hands because she is teething and they're in her mouth. ButI investigated Trump for 2 years and all I got was this lousy shirt
  I wipe them constantly and it's not like she is grabbing things. My son is 5 and has learned that he washes his hands after playing outside or eating etc etc.
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